A Scene (Blog 38 #oneaday)
March 1, 2010
<Open scene. Rory ( scruffy dog) and Me (scruffy human girl) enter stage left. Girl lies on sofa. Dog lies on floor. Five minutes elapse. Dog gets up.>
Rory: Woof.
Me: Eh?
Rory: Woof woof.
Me: What?
Rory: WOOF.
Me: I can’t understand you. You’re talking ‘dog’.
Rory: Oh yeah, sorry. Can I go out in the garden please?
Me: Yes of course you can, but remember to ask properly next time.
<Me fumbles with keys and opens door to the garden>
Rory: *cloud of doggy dust*
Me: *sigh* Teenagers. So ungrateful.
<Me (human) returns to the sofa. Barking is heard in the distance. Me responds by yelling instructions in the direction of the door. Lights dim out. End scene.>
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